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D6 bite damage (lemmy.world)
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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 93 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Once when my sister and I were teenagers, she was hogging the computer and so I just picked up the chair with her in it to move her out of my way. As I walked past, her friend (whom I hadn't touched) used her bite to make an attack of opportunity against me. It wasn't gentle - there was no blood but there were tooth-marks.

I had mixed feelings afterwards. On the one hand, it hurt. On the other hand, a girl touched me. With her mouth. I had never been kissed at that point but being bitten was close...

(I didn't end up marrying her.)


Also a d6 bite is nonsense. The average commoner has 4 hp and 10 strength, so one commoner would be able to kill another commoner with a single bite 50% of the time. I'm not saying a human bite can't be lethal, but it's not "stabbed with a shortsword" lethal. Meanwhile, even a d4 bite from a level 1, 16-str barbarian is already invariably lethal to a commoner.

(Yeah, I know, HP isn't supposed to be realistic, etc. I just hate fun.)

[-] ForensicFart@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

I love this post and not just because I appreciate realism in gaming.

When I was in second grade a girl I barely knew and a boy I only slightly knew more were wrestling. I thought he was about to lose the upper hand so I intervened and the girl and I wound up rolling down a small hill, I don’t recall if that was part of my attack plan but let’s just say it was.

Now at the bottom of the hill she wound up with the high ground and while I lay on my back with my stomach exposed. She took this opportunity to bite me and while similarly it didn’t break skin I was still taken to the hospital for shots. Cassie, I still think about you sometimes.

[-] ForensicFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Why did you delete this @absentbird@lemm.ee ? It was hilarious.

  • A happily married old man
[-] absentbird@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Haha, I'm glad you liked it. I was a little bit drunk and worried it might not be as funny to everyone else as it seemed in my head at the time.

[-] absentbird@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Guys will be like "why do women fall for jerks?" then spend their whole lives thinking about a girl who bit them so hard they needed shots. Brains are weird.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Given the nastiness of the human mouth, "fight bite" (hand cuts from accidentally punching teeth) is often treated with antibiotics. On that basis I'd stick with at most 1d2 damage, plus lingering status effects to the hand unless you have disease curing abilities or medicaments. Maybe the damage sticks unless specially treated, and untreated you can lose the hand to infection?

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Yeah, but that would be treated like poison damage at a later time with a savings throw.

[-] absentbird@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, a bite is more like a dagger than a short sword. Plus barbarians already get an extra +2 damage while raging, which makes their bites average more than a d6 plus strength with the same max damage.

Beast barbarians can even cause their teeth to grow during a rage giving them a d8 bite attack.

[-] AEsheron@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I mean, if you're going to attempt to kill with a bite, I'd assume they're going for the neck or other particularly vulnerable place. I'd argue commoner bite attacks should have very low chance to hit, but could plausibly be lethal. Most places they get a good bite won't be able to do any damage, except maybe cause a Con save for disease.... I'd say an improvised attack with Disadvantage for 1d6 damage probably works pretty well.

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