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Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs (www.pcgamer.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/movies@lemm.ee
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So that's bad, yeah, but just how bad is it? With help from Google and The Numbers' movie comparison feature, I can tell you this: It's really bad.

I present to you...

An Incomplete List of Shitty Videogame Movies That Made More Money Than Borderlands

(in no particular order)

  • Warcraft ($439 million)
  • Max Payne ($88 million) Doom ($59 million)
  • Street Fighter ($99 million)
  • Assassin's Creed ($241 million)
  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time ($336 million)
  • Hitman ($99 million)
  • Mortal Kombat (but Mortal Kombat is actually good) ($122 million)
  • Need for Speed ($194 million)
  • Five Nights at Freddy's ($297 million)
  • Uncharted ($401 million)

One big-budget, big(ish)-cast Hollywood film Borderlands managed to beat, which I bring up only because I paid good money to see it in theaters and I'm still sore about the whole thing, is Wing Commander, an utterly execrable celluloid waste of time and effort that bumbled to $11.5 million globally. Frankly I'm surprised it did that well.

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uwe Boll has entered the chat.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uwe Boll is schlock you know your getting schlock, shclock is fun

[–] Laser@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I actually liked his take on Postal.

Was it great cinema? No... but since Postal doesn't take itself too serious, it kind of worked out.

[–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Postal might be the only one he did well. But I think by the point he made that one he had learned something about his own abilities and even ripped himself a new one in one scene of the movie.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

It should also be noted that he's a PoS in general. However, my conscience is clear, because I pirated the movie.