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Anon signs up for a dating site
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Basically, that might be quite a good strategy to meet less superficial partners. And it might be a funny story to break the ice in the beginning.
Good hook to recruit them into your supplement selling MLM scheme