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Anon has a special request
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I want my funeral to be a roast (comedic) but my fiancee said no :\
What were you planning to do with that fork and knife moody?
So your fiancée has already planned your funeral...