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Bert's wishes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/bertstrips@lemm.ee

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bert is patient and does not kink-shame, but as those quiet seconds of ambiguity inevitably run out and Ernie begins round five it takes all Bert's willpower to not get full genocidal on Ernies round ass.
Sometimes the fact it would turn both of them on even more is the only thing stopping him.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

STAHP

cackling

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Stahp that cockling, it's getting away!!

(I'm sorry, I don't know what this reply is)

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It made me laugh loudly in an airport. TSA is looking at me. This is your fault.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Next time use separate trays for each cocling, and bond with TSA peeps by asking about their, let them show you their pics!

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh, TSA loves me. I show up with shoes off, items separated, boarding pass and ID in hand. Ain’t got time for that shit.