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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bert is patient and does not kink-shame, but as those quiet seconds of ambiguity inevitably run out and Ernie begins round five it takes all Bert's willpower to not get full genocidal on Ernies round ass.
Sometimes the fact it would turn both of them on even more is the only thing stopping him.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Stahp that cockling, it's getting away!!

(I'm sorry, I don't know what this reply is)

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It made me laugh loudly in an airport. TSA is looking at me. This is your fault.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Next time use separate trays for each cocling, and bond with TSA peeps by asking about their, let them show you their pics!

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, TSA loves me. I show up with shoes off, items separated, boarding pass and ID in hand. Ain’t got time for that shit.