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Anon is Wario
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.
This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I'm wrong.
I'd rent that at the BlockBuster for ¢99.
You're wrong
But... but... he dared you... How dare you!
Swords at midnight.
There can be only one.
/slaps you with a steel gauntlet of enduring numbness +4