Yeah, no. You see, your suggestion is actually what I replied to every other person who commented that claptrap on this post. Its like, right there in my comment history. That specific commenter went so far as to outright claim those pics were THE stock configuration though, and theirs was the last such comment I replied to. They, and you, can actually, on second thought, fuck right off.

I opted to be even slightly civil with them. Maybe because I like their username or I just had an off moment.

You? You made the mistake of assuming I was being, idk, sincere or some shit. No, I don't even actually hope or care that someone named "pm-your-nudes" even bothers to break character to make more truthful comments, so long as they're kinda-sorta called on it when they don't.

Stop being such an insincere-dumbfuck-persona-apologist. Getting people to realize "wow, I was almost fooled by this insincere shit-post-teir bullshit that failed to trip-up this man-bun-yoga-hipster dude" is exactly the shocked reader response I was going for. Welcome to peak internet. 2024 is the new 1994.