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Anon casts a healing spell (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 months ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its an off road all terrain chair with enchanted wheels.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

At that point just enchant your legs, or make warforged legs, or be a druid and attach roots to your legs like spider legs, or use the same thing but also provides other utility, A MAGIC CARPET.