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[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Omg I'm eating out ATM in a busy place and I just sneezed into a napkin in a way that made a seal with my mouth. It came out as an enormous squeak squeal thing and turned everyone's heads. Eek.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Atleast you didn't do a little wee at the same time.

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

There he was in a busy place
Shoving his food into his face
When the urge to sneeze suddenly took over
He grabbed a napkin to keep his composure
But a seal he made with his dainty mouth
An uncouth sound, it's all gone south
The cafe turns their heads to him
As he sits in silence with his sin.

[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

My syllables are large and manly too thank you

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

that’s the first step to being a casual vacuum cleaner

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

We’ll look on the bright side. At least it didn’t fly back into the face of someone else.

There’s no coming back from that.

this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2024
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