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Anon gets banned from Walmart
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Yeah its hard to tell sometimes if women are playing with you or not. Good rule of thumb is if its been a long time since youve hung out with a girl, give her some extra space and see if she tries to close it with you. If not no loss
Another good rule of thumb is to assume that if she was working, it was just customer service and she's not actually into you.
Another great rule of thumb is to assume she's Canadian and just being polite.
Yep
It's also a good idea not to hit on people that you only know in the most distant sense.
Looking at someone in the supermarket does not count as a date.