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Jesus nut (en.wikipedia.org)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/wikipedia@lemmy.world
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[–] sramder@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking it was the one you bang out when you know you’re going to die soon.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your mom was yelling out for God last night when I gave her a Jesus nut.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

She’s already residing in his kingdom… you might want a wet-nap or something else to clean up.