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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 166 points 4 months ago

Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.

The familiar scent will make her fall for you.

[-] tengkuizdihar@programming.dev 61 points 4 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago

Shit people ~~say~~ smell on lemmy.

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 12 points 4 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

You smell the Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

Because that was for you.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

This is the kind of reasonable take I come here for.

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

That how you fell for Satan?

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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