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I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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No licking!

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[-] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Hey, I totally get it. I was a complete douchebag when I was a missionary, nearly 30 years ago, and we def. deserved a lot of the shit that we got.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

I'm never mean to them or anything, I just flip the script, just so much fun lol!

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