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Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs' (inshort.geartape.com)
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[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Have you spent 93 days at the bottom of the Atlantic? It is life changing

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We should all do this once every ten years. Live forever.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Almost like some sort of fountain of youth

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, chronic sleep deprivation from your Chief yelling at you is often life changing, but at least you get to hug a torpedo

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It's the hydration that makes all the difference. I think.