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[โ€“] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was great

[โ€“] sleen@lemmy.zip 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Unfortunately still doesn't explain what to do when you're covered in piss ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] towerful@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

[โ€“] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At that point you either take a shower or start licking

[โ€“] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would you do it for $100?

[โ€“] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

If I had the $100 to spare I'd totally take you up on that