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Anon is an anthropologist
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Hey man, there are plenty of animals on this planet that have been around longer than human beings, and I don't see any of them writing an award winning Netflix limited series...
Sharks are older than Polaris. The star...
They found the perfect design and just swim all day murdering instead of paying bills by doing bullshit for decades while wearing pants. Sharks and crocodiles have had it all figured out for hundreds of millions of years.
See other greentext about some 200-year-old salamander.
"I wonder what he thinks about."
"Nutrients."
Sharks appeared around the same time (-200MY) the solar system was last on this side of the galaxy. Crocodiles evolved when the solar system was almost (-95MY) on the other side of the galaxy. Dinosaurs ruled for 3/4 (179MY) of an entire orbit.
The solar system orbits the galaxy once every 250MY.
That's. Wack.
There was a period of 60MY where trees just kinda fell over and laid there because nothing had evolved to eat them.
The hormone monsters managed....