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IT Department's Plan (i.imgur.com)
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[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 21 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of a local cyber security firm, which declares war on a group of hackers. The CEO went on television to "double dog dare" the hackers to hack their servers and claim their firewalls are impenetrable.

Well you can guess the results, within 48 hours, their servers went down one after another. And when shit about to hit the fan, they literally turned off all of their servers for days. They hired a 3rd party IT firm to patch their security, then the CEO declared victory in a local newspaper.

[-] Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Similar thing happened to the idiot CEO of Lifelock that used to advertise his actual social security number everywhere.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 3 months ago

I used to work at Equifax. LifeLock was the subject of many corporate trainings.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago

A smarter person would have used a fake SSN then claimed success when it never worked

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

And the hackers name? 4chan

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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