This is going to go way over the head of your average consumer - what a huge fuckup!

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List of dates for easter

You think it's too late for he could pull off a Point Break remake?

Unless you count my ringtone

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Cocaine.

I should probably bring something to Show and Tell.

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Where I am in america you can get a buy a gun when you reach 18, alcohol when you reach 21 and cough syrup when you reach 40.

...because they would pour too many fingers.

Any meeting involving PowerPoint can be an email instead. Just email the deck to people. If they have questions, they can either email you or request a meeting. But don't interrupt people if all you're going to do is make them follow along while you read through a presentation.

#showerthoughts

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i mean, president and vice president travel separately. i cant lose them both.

Fracturing communication channels hence makes it harder for things to be known (which was the point).

Everything is Linux

And that word is coming from an area known for bigotry.

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