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A Desperate Push to Save Florida’s Coral: Get It Out of the Sea (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 2 years ago by bauhaus@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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cross-posted from: https://beehaw.org/post/6913518

The extreme heat has devastated corals.This is a truly heartbreaking read:

“The coral didn’t even have a chance to bleach, it just died. It just felt like, ‘Oh my God, we’re in the apocalypse.’ What’s happening?”

Archive link: https://web.archive.org/web/20230731225349/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/31/climate/coral-reefs-heat-florida-ocean-temperatures.html

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Left-wing Norway party leader resigns after stealing Hugo Boss sunglasses (www.politico.eu)

submitted 2 years ago by bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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OpenAI founder’s eye-scanning crypto project launches in London (www.standard.co.uk)

submitted 2 years ago by Wilshire@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 2 years ago by bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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Pilots get distracted on a plane and leave it flying unattended for over an hour, overshooting the destination airport. (yewtu.be)

submitted 2 years ago by HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. press dinner explodes in war of words and farting (pagesix.com)

submitted 2 years ago by WorldlyCaregiver@beehaw.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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Page Six regrets to report that a press dinner to boost Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s presidential campaign descended into a foul bout of screaming and polemic farting Tuesday night.

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Robots say they won't steal jobs, rebel against humans (www.reuters.com)

submitted 2 years ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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Farmer ordered to pay after judge says thumbs-up emoji amounts to contract acceptance (www.theglobeandmail.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Bananablob@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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Colorado web designer told Supreme Court a man sought her services for his same-sex wedding. He says he didn't -- and he's straight. (www.cnn.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Wilshire@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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Maryland man steals forklift from Lowe’s, kills woman with it at Home Depot, deputies say. (www.wfla.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Wilshire@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg offered Rome's Colosseum as cage fight venue (torontosun.com)

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7.5 million Baby Shark bath toys are recalled after they cut or stabbed children (apnews.com)

submitted 2 years ago by jonne@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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About 7.5 million singing and swimming “Baby Shark” bath toys are being recalled after multiple lacerations and puncture wounds were reported in children playing with them.

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OceanGate listed job posting for ‘submersible pilot’ during doomed Titan rescue efforts (nypost.com)

submitted 2 years ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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I had to pull my children out of £38,000-a-year private school because of the soaring cost of living… It's been a nightmare finding a good state school (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted 2 years ago by Pat12@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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Legitimately thought this was satire but it's not

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