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submitted 4 months ago by VitabytesDev@feddit.nl to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

Alt text:

be me

serverless supervisor

in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless

occasionally have to check if it's really serverless

one day, find out there are actual servers being used

serverless environment is no longer serverless

distress.jpg

ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it serverless again"

I say "how"

he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

rage.jpg

quit my job

become a servers supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new server room

it's empty, serverless

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Anon thinks about Google (programming.dev)
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Anon criticise Google (programming.dev)
submitted 4 months ago by starman@programming.dev to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

Sorry for bad image quality

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Anon visits gamestop (programming.dev)
submitted 4 months ago by starman@programming.dev to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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Anon dislikes reddit (programming.dev)
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Anon makes fun of @ebassi (programming.dev)
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Context: Emmanuele Bassi (@ebassi) (pejoratively called here ebussi) is one of GNOME developers, known for removing "unnecessary" features.

screenshot from gitlab featuring ebassi

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Anon discovers .NET (programming.dev)
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Unnerving Enemies (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by steeznson@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

Careful with this one, it's an antique

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submitted 7 months ago by OccamsRazer@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

Apology for poor english

When were you when oj dies?

I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat

"Oj is dead"

"Oh"

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Be me (lemmy.world)
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Anon is based (lemmy.world)
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meow (lemmy.ml)
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What would you do? (reddthat.com)
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Its rhetorical. You take him to the beach!

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