The Divine Keepers

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Welcome to the Divine Keepers world

This is a realm for myth-flavoured mischief, feline wisdom, and the kind of cryptic nonsense only sacred furballs could deliver.

You’ll find:

✨ Quotes from the Divine Keepers

😼 Mystical cat philosophy

📜 Light mythology talk (with a paw twist)

🧩 Lore fragments, weird polls, and absurd questions

🐾 Whisker-wrapped worldbuilding

Everyone is welcome, Seeker or Wanderer, sceptic or believer, servant of the ancient paws or simply cat-curious.

📜 Community Guidelines

  1. Be playful, not petty. Snark is fine. Hate isn’t. Cats will judge you accordingly.

  2. No spam or low-effort dumps. This is a curated nonsense zone. Bring charm, not clutter.

  3. Mythology is welcome, but this isn’t a lecture hall. If you’re quoting Horus, make it weird. If you’re invoking Bastet, make it fabulous.

  4. Divine Keepers quotes may or may not make sense. Don’t question the whiskers.

  5. You may share your own work, if it’s relevant, clever, or oddly spiritual. Bonus points for paws.

  6. Always credit art, memes, or text that isn’t yours. Even cats respect source scrolls.

🚫 By Cat Law, the following are strictly forbidden:

The Divine Keepers don’t purr in the presence of cruelty, and neither shall this realm.

Violators of Cat Law will face the consequences. Offenders shall be cast into the Void Between Litterboxes.

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After a rigorous investigation involving sniffing suspicious data trails, knocking over digital scrolls, and one brief but dramatic nap in the middle of the keyboard...

The Divine Keepers have claimed their rightful place on Lemmy

@TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world is now official.

Here you shall find: – Cryptic cat wisdom – Lore-laced nonsense – And the occasional prophecy disguised as a hairball

Follow us. Worship us. Or simply observe from the shadows. The paws have spoken.

🐾 Judgment will be fluffy, but final.

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Subject: Unauthorized Sunbeam Occupation

This morning, Keeper O. claimed the Sacred Sunbeam Throne in the kitchen for the fourth time this week. When confronted about prior reservations made by Keeper E., he blinked slowly, turned around, and presented his royal backside , a gesture of absolute indifference, historically recognized in Feline Law as “Finders Keepers, Losers Meow.”

An internal dispute followed, involving dramatic stares, passive-aggressive tail flicks, and one loud, unnecessary jump onto the counter.

Resolution status: Pending. Snacks requested: Always. Work accomplished by the human: Minimal. We approve.

🖋️ End of dispatch. More mysteries shall unfold.

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“Rise, mortal. If you can open a tin with opposable thumbs, you can conquer Monday.”

  • Divine Keepers #monday
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“The humans ask, What is the meaning of life?

We say: It is the spot where the sunbeam touches the scroll.

If you sit on it, the answers come.”

Fragment from the Book of Stretch & Yawn, Keeper Manuscript 3B, paw-annotated