sfled

joined 7 months ago
[–] sfled@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

...and that's how I became a walking encyclopedia of mostly useless facts.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

YSK that there are private weather $ervice$, but fuck the plebes, right?

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago

Trump’s justice department is considering a non-prosecution agreement

Daddy needs a new jet, not an used 747.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 37 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Ah yes, car E driven by Leeeerrroooooyyyy Jenkins Leroy Jenkins

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I love Facebook math.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago
[–] sfled@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Mine then sits there with the timer at 00:01 until I press the Stop/Reset button yet again, like some sort of animal.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago

The AI ate my homework.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anything is better than the vile brew produced by a coffee pod machine.

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[–] sfled@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

And yet they're bigger, fly higher and faster, and have longer range than his 757.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That expression. "Don't worry ladies, there's enough of ol' Skeeter to go 'round."

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