ozymandias

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[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

is it significantly better than a ps4 controller? i’ve been using one of those and it works fine…

i once had someone tell me about a drink called “the date rape” (he was a gay dude joking about straight guys date raping women).
drink is: one beer with a shot of everclear snuck into it.
which i’m sure your question is getting at.
but no, i think girls just tend to dislike more bitter drinks.

what if you engrave the blade with the words “for kangaroo defense only”?
are you allowed to have throwing stars or make flaming arrows though?

california had medical marijuana first, which made it mostly legal

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)

well we got weed first.
but yeah, no flaming arrows is a bummer… makes sense with all the wild fires.
Ninja throwing stars being banned is some fucking bullshit though.
and no ferrets just because a couple people taught them how to steal jewels.
and i can only have a fixed blade knife if it’s completely open carry suspended from my waist, but a folding knife is fine (brand new law).
i don’t want to tuck my jacket into my bowie knife handle…
and no fixed blade knives in parks but like, how many people are killed with fixed blades vs folding? like .001%?

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago


well they wouldn’t make a commemorative coin for peace talks if they didn’t figure all the peace out

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (6 children)

yeah but why not save it and use it to make flaming arrows? (unfortunately illegal to do so in California)

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

cool but how do you get oil to teleport like that?

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

i just realized that “6-7” is short for 86 47
or it should be, at least

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

well when telling said joke you interrupt the subject with the punchline before they answer.

you can also replace the question with any oppressed group and any profession.

e.g. What do you call a black man orbiting the moon in a spaceship?

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 days ago (3 children)

hey, what do you call a woman flying a plane?

answera pilot, you sexist POS

 
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