dumbass

joined 6 months ago

Happy Saturday in c/historymemes@lemmy.world

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 5 months ago

What a way to make a living!

Happy Saturday in c/historymemes@lemmy.world

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Currently I'm number 4, but after this joint I'll be number 9.

When it's 8PM Hawaii Time and all of Lemmy starts speaking German in c/fedimemes@feddit.uk

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The old, Am I having a stroke or is it just Germany waking up.

Off topic in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

I'm hard of hearing and Hollywood insists on making dialogue bearly audible, so I need to use subtitles to understand wtf the character just mumbled.

Also, she doesn't suck at eating popcorn, that's the suprise popcorn you find after you've demolished the rest of the popcorn.

When you need IT. in c/tenforward@lemmy.world

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 27 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Me screaming over the comms: REAL PERSON! REAL PERSON! GIVE ME A REAL PERSON!

Answer the question Bigfoot! in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah this is from Veo, it's good, but they need to give you more than 3 generations a day.

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 in c/squaredcircle@lemmy.zip

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 13 points 5 months ago (5 children)

How the fuck did Ric Flair out live Hogan?

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 in c/squaredcircle@lemmy.zip

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 76 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'd rather not speak Ill of the dead... So I'll be quiet.

I'll do it.

Hulk Hogan was a narcissistic, racist, hypocritical piece of shit.

In the words of the immortal Sheiky Baby: FUCK THE HULK HOGAN, FUCKING BITCH!

Get x-boxed in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I just searched Xbox coffin and it was the first image. I'm too lazy to plan shit.

Get x-boxed in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Doing a pack a day in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You gotta hit the Devil's food cake, that really takes the edge off.

Homer's makeup gun in c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 25 points 5 months ago

My head canon is that Mr Burns had him rigorously test tanning beds for him, but only to see how much Smithers could take and not for Mr Burns to use.