Ininewcrow

You know shit's hitting the fan when the Military-Industrial Complex Crack Addict is starting to ask for more money

American cars with French technology ... what could go wrong?

Always love that argument ... they don't want or they disagree with the idea of 'equal rights' ... which logically means that they are in favour of or agree with the idea of 'unequal rights'

I think he's seen just about everything because he's seen an elephant fly

I think it would be a lot easier to train humans to stop throwing cigarette butts on the ground

Or even to train other humans to tell humans not to do that

Or train other humans to penalize, threaten or punish other humans who throw cigarette butts on the ground

It's not hard .... you just turn the monitor upside down and you can translate everything.

Bored apathetic McDonald's worker: .... please sir, get off the table .... (then walks away to check the deep fryer)

I remember reading once that world wide, all the ants on the planet weigh collectively more than all the elephants put together on the planet.

I've got a mechanical device that will shake the ants out .... I'll just crank it up to 10,000 rpm so I can get my ants fast and be on my way ..... let me just adjust the carburetor so I pull start the engine to get started .... HOLD STILL!!!

Hi! ..... (then awkwardly standing by for the next two hours as the snail slowly moves away)

I'm Ojibway / Cree from northern Ontario and in our language we distinguish foxes according to colour

Mahkehshoo ... the word for 'red' - mookoowak - is derived from the word for blood 'mookoo' ... and adding the 'shoo' at the end notes that it is in reference to an individual or being ... so you get 'Mahkehshoo' - 'the red one'

Mahkahtehshoo .... the word for black or darkness is 'mah-kah-teh-oo' and again, adding the 'shoo' at the end is in reference to it being applied to a individual or being ... so you get 'Mahkahtehshoo' - 'the black one'

Wahpahkehshoo ... the word for white is 'wahpack' and like the others, adding 'shoo' means you are talking about an individual or being ... so you get 'wahpahkehshoo' - 'the white one'