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[-] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 80 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 36 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

You had what we call a shower epiphany.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Is that what the kids call it these days? ๐Ÿคญ

[-] electro1@infosec.pub 8 points 2 weeks ago

whaaaaaat !! ๐Ÿ˜†

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

My hands you may retard

Even the clocks are calling me names!

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

damn ableist clocks

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

"was erected in 1892; removed from the site in 1964,[1] and restored and re-erected in 1981"

WTF were they doing that took 17 years to restore?

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

He's old okay. It takes a little longer to re-erect than it used to.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

refractory period

[-] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Corrupting him

There is a rhyming couplet Apology for Summer Time signed "J.W.R." affixed to the body of the clock:

"My hands you may retard or may advance my heart beats true for England as for France."

Not on my watch you don't.

"The couplet is a reference to the plan that the clock be permanently on Daylight Saving Time leading to the time being correct for France during the winter months and correct for the UK during the summer. However this policy was either changed, or never implemented, since recently it is on GMT in winter and BST in summer like all other clocks in Great Britain."

Hurrah, those cheese-eating surrender-monkeys have been fought back from the bally-old British shores once again.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

Not just Little Ben, but also Medium Ben and Not-Quite-As-Big-As-Big-Ben Ben

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's raining Bens! Hallelujah! It's raining Bens!

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, not no more it ain't.

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Let's not forget...

[-] whyrat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Same question, but for Big Red soda...

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

We are asking the tough questions today. I'm proud of us and I think we should take the rest of the day off.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's near the small hadron collider.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

To paraphrase Professor Farnsworth, "That would require tiny hadrons. Do you know how much those things cost? I'm not made of money."

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[-] ech@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I appreciate your definitiveness. Happy Friday my friend. โœŒ๏ธ

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

No, but it does imply the existence of a Talking Ben.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

"It's five o'clock and all is well, you cunts." ๐Ÿ˜„

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I was referring to the cartoon dog called Talking Ben, you know, the guy we used to make phone calls with and he always replies with "ho ho ho"

But this is also a very good description.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ahh I'd never seen that! How adorable.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Little Ben mighta been the town crier

[-] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's the name of the bridge, not the tower

EDIT: nvm, I apparently made that up. Please proceed.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

LMAO have an upvote. Happy Friday!

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

new fact acquired - big ben is now also a bridge

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I took their comment as a joke. Please be nice to @Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee. โœŒ๏ธ

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

oh so did i! i was jokingly learning a new incorrect fact

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

There's no need for insults! ๐Ÿ˜„

this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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