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[–] MsFlammkuchen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 years ago

MIND IF i JOIN you

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

SQL-99 called and wants it's joke back

[–] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago

Good one, I hope others can learn from my mistakes

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

He selected some items, before telling you which menu they were on. Then he told you he really only wanted to know how much they cost if everyone in his party got one. And then he tells you that he wants them delivered in order.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

... USING hot.