Government’s plan to stop migrant boats by surrounding the UK with a floating barrier of human shit nears completion (newsthump.com)

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With the government voting overwhelmingly in favour of allowing liquid human shit to pour into our rivers and into the sea, the government’s dream of creating a barrier of excrement between England’s Brexit sunlit uplands and those horrible foreigners who might harbour dreams of reaching them, draws ever closer to becoming a reality.

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