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Anon is going to jail
(lemmy.zip)
Story was realistic until the cops actually did something.
Fake - Cops didn't wait outside the school for an hour because "it's too dangerous", while anon gunned down innocent emos
Gay - Anon was constantly terrified of shooters, which means they were constantly thinking of other men
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villian something something.
And he died a hero as the cuffs were place.
This reminds me of the movie "He was a quiet man"
While I was trying to find the name I also remembered the movie "falling down" that's alright too
Yes this definitely happened
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I don't see what the Fox Newz disclaimer has to do with this
Indeed
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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