this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

I briefly recall a time when I thought unions weren't all that ba-

A fierce electric shock drops me to my knees. The pain thankfully subsides as I return to Rightthink. Job Creators be praised!

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

Memechurian candidate

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

“I have just murdered a man, but I can save hundreds on my car insurance by switching to geico.”

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

You need to add a psychosexual element to it to make it truly disturbing. Eg.

I laugh as Elon Musk beams a meme directly to my frontal cortex via NeuraLink. Omg epic win. I blink twice to NeuraLike it, then think very hard "Thank you Sir! Please send BitCoin." I open my eyes. It is nighttime, I am strangling a union organizer, and I have an erection. I scream as loud as I can, my face and throat burns, but all I hear is a ringing sound. As the light leaves the union organizer's eyes, I orgasm and feel the sticky wetness dribble down my trouser leg before I lose consciousness.

[–] orenishii@feddit.nl 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing no.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Don't let the naysayers deturb you... Elon Musk would ONE HUNDRED PERCENT do precisely that. Also, username checks out:-).

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 23 points 2 years ago

That's so cute... to think that you'd ever be allowed to wake up again. Now for your next trick, get rid of any incriminating evidence, like the person whose hands strangled the victim.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I can't wait to get sent a message by Elon Musk to my Neuralink to send Bitcoin and he will send double back.

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Whenever I try to think hard about unionizing, my brain tries to avoid it, for some reason I get flooded with bullshit information that makes focus impossible. I hope it's not because of my NeuraLink™ because I need it for work and social life...

I want to buy a Tesla, but I don't know why.