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- It looks suitably perplexed and alarmed/anxious
6, but normally 3
Outside 5, inside 8
8
Always 8
- What are they trying to sell me?
6, but in a few hours I’ll be 9.
Gettin a hair cut for the first time in many years!
I hope it went well, and you look all dapper now!
Omg it didn’t at all go well. I was looking for long in front short and spikeable in back for a punky pixie and got a pseudo-karen instead that is going to take (thankfully only a few) weeks to grow out!!
But thanks for the well-wishes! They were far too late to have had a karmic impact 😜
Nooooooooo! 😩 May your hair grow out fast.
It’s ok it will. And it’s getting cold so knit hats do wonders. Last time I went short I stopped because it needed maintenance so frequently. 3 weeks and mandatory maintenance? Uggh! Being a dude sounds nice, I could just buy a trimmer and do myself up. It grows so obnoxiously fast! That’s why it gets caught in my buttcrack in the shower for ages before I get it cut. This time I went short but it takes like 3 yrs tops to be the same problem, based on last time it was short.
I might offer myself up as a free learning guide for her. I know how hard it is to get willing participants for lots of things.. and I let residents do medical stuff for me so why not let someone cut my hair to learn? Haircuts are expensive for ladypeople.
Always number 8. Every. Day.
Resting opossum face.
That would explain why people keep taking me to wild animal rescues
6-7
4
Feeling like #6 right now, but that might change.