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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (4 children)

But is Muslim memory haRAM or not?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Of course not, but the correct term is Random Access Muslim.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a random access Muslim friend for a while. He'd randomly text "u up" and then he'd access whenever it wasn't Ramadan.

that sounds like a booty call...was that a booty call? booty calls are off limits during Ramadan?

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Randomly Asked Muslim, or RAM.

People answering questions on /askIslam

[–] abrake@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago
[–] 7uWqKj@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Only if acquired, otherwise it’s haROM

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Booooo, but yes.

[–] decolo@piefed.social 50 points 1 week ago

Tell me more about this muscle habibi

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, it's muslin memory, always trying to reform cheese.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Closest translation here is probably "my friend" but it can mean "dear" or "darling" when used by family and the like

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do know what Habibi means, but it's kind of weird using such a word to somebody who doesn't have the greatest grasp of Arabic words.

Hence the :p

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ah, for sure, I misread. Tbf I've gotten habibi'd by shopkeepers and acquaintances, and I am definitely not even close to Arabic, may just be how some people speak