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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon talks to stacy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FuckReddit_letitdie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Asking an anon if he's retarded has to be in the top3 of dumbest questions. If not outright number 1.

Ya bro, water is indeed wet.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 weeks ago

Fake: girl hitting on anon.

Gay: op doesn't understand that the girl is hitting on him.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fake

[–] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fake: fake

Gay: fake^2^

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

'She is incredibly blunt with random questions'

Behold, autists attempting to mate, maybe.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's not like she asked make eye contact while sucking his dick.

She might get somewhere if she just asked for what she wanted with anon.

Then again my co-workers would straight up ask to suck me off, and I'd politely decline. So what do I know.