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[–] night_petal@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This reads like something that should have been in Dogma.

Jesus from the top rope!!!

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 18 points 1 day ago

Got called into his bosses office.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago

That’s Jesus’ smash attack.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago
[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Makes me think this was a hit and they wanted it to "look like and accident"

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

Sounds like something Agent 47 would do in Hitman.

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Reminds me of that one dark brotherhood mission in oblivion. The recommended way to carry out the contract was to make a hanging bust fall on the target.

Just saw your username and funnily enough Furtim Sicarius was the name of that character because that was the whole build I was going for: stealth assassin

[–] BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I saw another article, that actually showed a video of it happening. It was hard to believe it wasn't AI.

[–] Onyxonblack@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So that town is going to think that the priest might have been a giant Sinner right?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago

It doesn't work both ways.

[–] X@piefed.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apparently god really does work in mysterious ways

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 1 points 1 day ago

God or a loan shark or organized crime or subordinates that want his position or something.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thegreatergoood

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] inari@piefed.zip 13 points 1 day ago

All wood, actually !

[–] iturnedintoanewt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Don't worry guys, I'm sure he'll be back in three days!

Jesus Christ!

Must have been a narco trafficker