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Russia’s internet shutdowns push state firms back to landlines (www.euronews.com)

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[–] brem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Operator, i'd like to hire someone that remodels windows, specifically less wide than the slim shoulders of a man proportionate to Vladimir Putin.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of this meme:

[–] brem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I'm assuming Putin is inside of him like Krang inside of his double scale robotic body?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone should do a spoof of those “Can you hear me now” commercials from like 20 years ago.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Be the change you want to see.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Hello Hello, operator. Connect me to 42. Ask them "what is 6 x 7?" and the status of their refrigerator & if it's currently jogging, see??? Also inquire why my poop is red after consuming an entire family portion of Borscht."

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Operator?

Does Russia have Prince Albert in a can????

If so, you should let him out!!!