Why is the sex god pony embarrassed?
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2026
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He's not embarrassed, he's worried that he has no agency or purpose beyond the very obvious. He's mourning the death of his hopes and dreams that aren't sex exclusive.
Yeah but just cause they're best at being a sex god doesn't mean they can't enjoy pottery.
I was probably better at being a tech asshole than tai chi. I prefer doing tai chi tho.
Yes of course, I was just going by the facial expression. They're clearly not as unbothered.
I'm just saying if they're so good at it that it is recognized by the universal system of special talent that pony would probably be able to pull down a spectacular amount of money on uh, only... Whatever you'd call it with MLP I got nothin.
OnlyPonys? Its a near a rhyme i guess
OnlyStuds?
But is he talented at giving dick in ass, or receiving dick in ass?
Hes not ass-fucker-guy.
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...What?
Basically, Ponies get their ~~trampstamp~~ cutie mark when they discover what their talent or characteristic is
That pony gets called out for being good at making dildos, not pottery
ah so that's why there's a 🍑🍆 mark on them
Yup