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But we all know the religious cant help themselves. They'd travel across the galaxy to make their delusions your reality
By some coincidence God's wishes always perfectly align with the ruling class. According to what churchgoers are told, at least.
Not sure I am reading the new Testament right but Jesus, quite frequently, did not sound terribly observent to the ruling class to me.
Your mistake was actually reading the bible.
You're not supposed to read it, you're supposed to let other people cherry-pick passages for you, which you can then selectively observe while conveniently ignoring all the incongruent parts.
Ya silly.
According to what churchgoers are told, at least.
it was the style at the time to have slaves, and nobody wants a book that isn't with the times