Live to 120? Hell yeah. Work until 120? Fuck right off.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2026
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"Scientists believe that the first human being to live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being."
People already can do that tho, the average person just doesn't reach that age.
10 years?
Lol.
Delusional.
Shut the fuck up doc!
We all need to agree that we are judging going to off ourselves at 80 if we aren’t allowed to retire. They’ll increase the retirement age if they think we’ll be living longer and their bs math needs to increase the age to keep stuff solvent. I’d rather die than work and extra 50 years
People work until they die, so they moved the goal post
Worst doc ever
no, no they will not.
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