Hear me out.
A battery powered, coffee cup sized one of these:

A place to post memes & images that won't absolutely obliterate your mental health! Memes must not stray into hopelessness and be generally positive or neutral.
I made this with my kid in mind, so that they can have a good, safe place to look at memes, just made to make folks laugh and smile!
Only goofs & silliness. (:
Hear me out.
A battery powered, coffee cup sized one of these:

I'm listening!
There's a type of mug that was a popular joke in the Victorian era where there's a frog at the bottom of the mug, and it's hollow underneath, so that it makes a bloop noise when you've drank enough tea.
Is this food safe?
It looks glazed, so yes. Ceramics are fired at 900-1000°C then glazed and fired again at 1300°C. If it's not specifically a crackle glaze or something to that effect, the glazed surface is basically like glass.
But how do you scrub all those nooks?
Just spray it out when done - it's not that hard
i want this
Imagine someone receiving this mug full of tea, not knowing about the eyes until they tilt the mug to take a sip.
But tea isn't opaque...
And not knowing that there's a whole frog under them until they take a couple more 😄
Two sentence horror