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[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 37 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Sounds like a yeast infection recipe.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

They did say freaky

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 hours ago

Zero Sugar, of course

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 7 hours ago

Puts on my black leather chef's hat

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A small part of me is kinda curious what that would feel like and I'm sure there's some actual bdsm product that's close to it. The kink community has some interesting toys and stuff, so I'd be more surprised if there wasn't a product like that

[–] Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 hours ago

Still havent found any good pop rock equivalents sadly

[–] LemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

So oddly specific, it has to be McDonald's Sprite. Just not any Sprite will do... hmm

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

McDonald's has crazy controller over their beverages down to the exact temperatures, mixing ratios, length of pipes, and even the diameter of their straws.

There's a reason why so many people would swear by McDonald's sodas over others. They strive for a superior product.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago

My wife was incapacitated by a migraine last week. When i tried to help, she said the only thing that would help was a, "coke.... from mcdonalds."

[–] LemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

I agree on the soda, its the only version of Coke I can drink. BK and the rest too syrupy, out of the can/bottle too carbonated.

Well just this one product. Everything else is garbage.

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

McD Sprite is the fizziest based on empirical evidence

[–] SomGye@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This needs to be on that BrandNewSentence community 👌

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

It probably was, seven years ago when that tweet was written.