this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2026
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[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

A child will see that pristine white living space and think “Absolutely not.”

[–] icanbrewmushrooms@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'll never understand why white furnishings are so popular. How are people supposed to relax in their home knowing anything they eat or drink could permanently stain their carpet/cushions/whatever?

[–] rollerbang@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

It's a "paint as you go" thing.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Can we get a single color in that room? Just anything other than white or beige

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

We have nominated you to be the one to go tell them. Let us know how it goes

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 17 hours ago

Don't need to, I just need a few water balloons full of paint

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Dad’s on his fourteenth trimester.

That kid will come out ready for kindergarten.

[–] zerosouls@piefed.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

~~RIP~~ STRETCH shirt

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social -5 points 14 hours ago

Why are people still having kids bro. Just stop already.