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Full title: Patel’s FBI Lowers the Bar for Applicants With Checkered Pasts | Applicants who have hired prostitutes, stolen from employers, or engaged in bestiality may no longer be automatically disqualified from joining the bureau.

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[–] zib@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Applicants who have hired prostitutes

Ok, sounds good

Stolen from employers

Sure, reasonable enough, I guess

or engaged in bestiality or animal cruelty

Hold the fuck up

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

These are confessions.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

To be fair, bestiality isn't something the FBI typically investigates. Unless the animal crosses state lines, then they end up investigating people like Stormy Daniels for fucking Trump.

Who knows, maybe these new bestiality people will be able to help the FBI agents who can be regularly heard shouting, "fucking Trump!"

[–] nothingcorporate@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Let me make my surprised face:

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