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[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago

Previous Life Been HORNY SPERM

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Ooooh, twenty year anniversary! I'll celebrate by doing at least ten things that will turn me into a cockroach today.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I wish I could read this, but I was tragically blinded in a freak obscene Book...XX Movie accident.

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

I was just trying to watch the Lord of the Rings!

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Do I have to watch the 8 previous installments to understand the plot?

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

As opposed to:

...sexy...

I think we all know what that means

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Homo Dog (Michael Jackson!!) part is hilarious, and also the rest of it is too

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Should've told Michael to Just Beat It!

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

This is the Rosetta Stone for horny

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

Straight to horny karmic jail

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago

But if you can become Michael Jackson in 2 easy steps, why would you do the 3rd? There's prolly a lot lost in translation.