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Ooooh, twenty year anniversary! I'll celebrate by doing at least ten things that will turn me into a cockroach today.
I wish I could read this, but I was tragically blinded in a freak obscene Book...XX Movie accident.

I was just trying to watch the Lord of the Rings!
Do I have to watch the 8 previous installments to understand the plot?
"Polite sex" 🤔
As opposed to:
...sexy...
I think we all know what that means
The Homo Dog (Michael Jackson!!) part is hilarious, and also the rest of it is too
Should've told Michael to Just Beat It!
This is the Rosetta Stone for horny
Straight to horny karmic jail
But if you can become Michael Jackson in 2 easy steps, why would you do the 3rd? There's prolly a lot lost in translation.