This is totally racist. My white relatives show respect by offering to introduce you to their meth and opioid dealers for a very small finders fee.
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As long as the finders fee is essentially a six pack equivalent serving of their choice drug... sounds fair.
One of us! One of us!
It's very ritualistic, however. Walking into the gas station together is the first level, where the white boy will intentionally separate from you once inside. They will approach after 5 minutes to judge your selection. If you are judged worthy, then you may go to the next level.
At the second level, you can go with to the energy drinks, but you must allow the white boy to select their drink first. They will hold the door for you though, as this is as much a show of dominance as it is a gesture of acceptance. It's sacrilegious to get your drink first, and will prevent you from reaching the inner circle.
To reach the inner circle, you must get the white boy their preferred energy drink without their presence. Once this task is complete, the white boy will be a devoted ally and you become deemed as a coveted "one of the good ones"
If you spending 5 minutes shopping in a gas station I'm leaving your ass there.
AT THE GAS STATION?! AM I MADE OUT OF MONEY?!?
What do people do with so much energy
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Damn I've never known this. What am I supposed to even show someone? The Rx Energy Arizona Tea?
Anything but Red Bull. Eurotrash swill, that is.
For the price they sell it at? Definitely. I really miss making cocktails with it though.
True, they normally wouldn't tell people about the good stuff out of fear it sells out.