IANAMD but you appear to be describing, in vivid detail, the symptoms of severe sleep apnea AND the lingering effects of deep hypoxic events, which are dangerous. Have you consulted a doctor about this? Sleep apnea is very common and treatable.
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That does not sound like my experience with sleeping.
You sleep and wake up refreshed?
Yeah, in fact that is one of the main reasons I like sleep (the other reason is that sometimes in dreams I get to be a pirate or fight ninjas and shit).
It you're waking up after any amount of time feeling clamny, sick, or like you've just been drugged, I'm gonna say that's not normal and you should get it checked out by a medical professional.
I'm no doctor, but it does sound like Apnea. You can do diy diagnostics by recording your sleep on audio. Please do it
You really should see a doctor about this.
If you can't afford one out of pocket and/or have no insurance, see if you can find a free clinic in your area.