Republicans are desperate to keep their slim majority in congress
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
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Old Turtleface had a stroke. Look at his unbalanced face. Last pic his left side was sagging, this time it got over compensated. As last time his wife has to inconspicuously prop him up by his left arm.
Conclusion: Mitch McConnell has had a stroke.
Couldn't they just flip the image? I don't want to study his face to rule that out though. Someone else want to?
In this new image his wife's watch and wedding ring are visible. Flipping the image would put those on her right hand, which would be obvious.
Lasso-select ain't too complicated, TBF.
I think it may just be the face, if anything is flipped. The buttons are mounted on the right hand side of the shirt, coming through the left hand side. That's traditional for a men's button up shirt. The breast pocket is on the left. I've never seen a solo right breast pocket. It's either left or both.
I'm not saying that the face isn't flipped, I mean think of all the marvelous ways we're using AI nowadays. But I think it more plausible, that old turtle face got propped up too much.
Artificial muppet
He's already brain dead or ded ded.
He's passed on! This senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If they hadn't nailed him to the hospital bed he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! HE IS AN EX-SENATOR!!
I can't tell you anything about the bears, but I took a shit in the woods.
I, for one, congratulate the senator from Kentucky on ascending from "Mitch McConnell Turtle Jowel" to "Mitch McConnell Meat Muppet". Truly, we've come leaps and bounds from the days of yore and consumption, to the tomorrow of "human centipede" model of economics and explosive diarrhea.
What time to be alive.
He's passed on! This senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If they hadn't nailed him to the hospital bed he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! HE IS AN EX-SENATOR!!