Sounds ominous, but it can't be any worse than how things are going over here anyway.
I, for one, welcome my new northern overlords, and will happily volunteer myself to tap your maple trees and sharpen your ice skates.
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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Repeat after me. Steamy all dressed and poutine. Pepsi. Astie Tabernak.
Hosti de pourri de câlisse de tabarnac
I know all of those except astie tabernak, what's that?
Tabernak is like how Anglos say fuck.
Fuck is just a sentence enhancer.
Ah, ok never heard that but only know Canadian culture from Canadian streamers.
Although "what the tabernak" doesn't have the same ring as wtf... Or "abso-tabernak-lutely"... Or "go tabernak yourself"
Yeah I know it doesn't work that way I'm just having fun playing with words
Quebec swears are odd. Like why are their swears based on religious things.
Americans do same thing "God damn it"
Ah tabernak!
Tabernak!
More like that.
Sure but that's not as much fun as abso-tabernak-lutely
Presumably the first is a corruption of "hostie" (i.e. "Host", the Catholic communion wafer)
Save that for when somebody cuts you off in MTL.
For someone with a doctorate in ass kissing the US he sure talks tough.
The blue states would thank you.
Hell, the orange cancer is renown for making bad deals, maybe just say we'll give you five bucks for the west coast then make him think it's his idea (would be easy since he has spoiled pudding for brains).
Just Do IT. -NIKE
Fucking do it then
Why bother when they're doing it to themselves already?
Lol k bro