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[–] Coolkat@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hm kinda like a metaphor for overbuilding mental defenses. Like I force myself to go to work every morning and then force myself to sleep every night.

[–] Nickelalloy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hmm, I like this one!

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The ol’ nazi pipeline, 4chan to ifunny.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm confused how this post has anything to do with NaZiS!!1!?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

the character in the post is a space nazi.

but he kills the other nazi leaders after pretending besties with them for like a decade, then he fucks off and 9 years later kills comes back to kill the neo-nazis who were fighting the OG nazis back in the day, and after that he decides to nuke the earth because everyone is a nazi unless they live in space.

he also has a thing for fighting space magic teenagers or adopting space magic teenagers to fight other space magic teenagers for him.

[–] Nickelalloy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah I have never seen the character in the picture, posted for the text! :D

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you ever been to 4chan or ifunny?

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course. But this post has less than nothing to do with nAzI's0mG!

So why even bring it up?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah. Like the Nazis.

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This would be something Char would say whilst very drunk and going into full immature mode.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

why talk when you can drop asteroids?