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[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Mostly 4 as I'm having to hyper focus on essential life tasks, the rest of the world can wait (though I have a little Lemmmy time now,!)

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Depends on who’s asking, 6-7

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
  1. Today's a very lazy day. Full stay-cation mode.
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

4, don't want to go outside because the aqi is above 100. There's a heat dome over my city which is keeping all of the car exhaust and road dust at surface level rather then blowing it away to be a problem somewhere else.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trying to caffeinate myself out of a 7

[–] vandal@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Missing the cooked one

[–] PotatoPie@lemmy.zip -1 points 3 months ago

8 all the way