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Not a slpt if you have shitty water.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Though a fun fact, boiled water freezes faster than cold water

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is called the Mpemba effect and tl;dr is only kinda sorta true, some of the time, for certain things, maybe.

[–] Catoklysm@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

It defintely does if I only put the boiling water into the freezer

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'll give you a pot full of hot water and a cold one, and I will press the stopwatch, and you freeze them both LOL

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a challenge!

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What an idiot. Boiling water is shelf-stable; you can just keep it in your pantry, then add it to soup or whatever!

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh, you're from one of those houses. Bet you store it next to the ketchup.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 3 points 1 week ago

And once you need it, all you have to do is heat it up!

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks for the tip.

Is there anything else that I can boil and freeze to use later?
Such as car tyres. I want to buy 20 sets of car tyres but I worry that they will explode, or get eaten?

[–] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cover them in Vaseline and you should be just fine. I can vouch for it.

EDIT: Since you didn’t ask, the Vaseline (petroleum jelly) creates a lipid seal across the Styrene Butadiene Rubber (SBR) surface of the tyre that resists blowouts. Meanwhile the Hyaluronic Acid in the Vaseline creates a ln undesirable taste for any would be tyre eaters. They will think twice next time!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

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